So tonight Luke and I overhear Tanner and Carson in a discussion...Carson is in the bath while Tanner is in the shower.
Carson:Tanner my peepee is OLD!
Tanner: Why do you say that?
C: Because it is long and lumpy!
T: That is just a penis Carson, they are long and the testicles are lumpy.
C: NO TANNER MY PEEPEE IS OLD!!!!!
T: Carson peepee's aren't old until they have long gray hairs on them, do you have long gray hair's on your peepee?
C:No...
T:See so it isn't old!
(Luke comes into the bathroom while I am in tears from the pain of laughing)
L: Carson is your peepee old?
C: Yes daddy it is old, see?
L: No Carson it ISN"T old, because it is just 6 years old, and that isn't old at all.
C: Oh yes, daddy you're right!!!!
(I have Tanner come into the room to have a "talk" about seeing other's penis')
Me: Tanner have you ever seen a old gray hair penis before?
T: No...
M: Then why do you think they have hair on them?
T: Umm, duh mom PUBERTY!!! You get hair on it when you get puberty, just like on your underarms!
M: Yes, you are right, but why would old Penis' have gray hair on then?
T: because old people have Gray hair mom!!!
Oh how I love the innocence and intelligence of my sweet boys! Just too funny to NOT share!
